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Terrible Product

When you buy a cheap lighting product, you pretty much expect something to be wrong with it out of the box. This one, though, takes the cake. First, it buzzes loudly whenever turned on. Second, the stand is made of a flimsy quasi-tinfoil material that wobbles and seems unable to support its own weight. It’s been three days since we’ve had it, and it’s already bowed. Third, the cans which hold the lightbulbs are horribly flimsy plastique and don’t correctly align with the bulb-stands. The joint-grooves of the cans are somehow already stripped, causing one of the three lights to point limply at the ground.

So, we bought junk knowing it was junk. But somehow, this remarkable confluence of such multiple levels of shoddy craftsmanship still managed to surprise us. Possibly the worst product ever constructed by sober or at least light-responsive vertabrates.

Well played, Grandich Corp!

Update (2/6/2012):

The featured review for this product, Grandrich G1106SVR Three-Light Tree Lamp, Silver Tools & Hardware, was written by Anthony Jensen.

The average rating for this item is 1 out of 5 stars, according to 3 reviews.